Taking a critical look at the many-sided articles, reviews and essays I have written in the English language newspapers in India over the past 50+ years, I am glad to see that hundreds of them have stood the test of time and still seem to be universally relevant and true. And so few are the flaws in their logic, insights and language that I rarely find it necessary to make any specific corrections or even to touch up the published texts.
Anyway, here's a vintage essay which tempts me to add a couple of thoughts now. One of them I have already used as the title of this blog ; and let me tell you about the other one after you read the original text!
THE HINDU Sunday Magazine
50 years ago
I fully endorse the popular view that in these hard and unsettled times there is greater need for action and less for talking ; but all the same, I can't help feeling that 'pep' talks ought to be treated on a different footing. I am all for pep talks. There's nothing like a pep talk to brighten your outlook and boost your confidence, whether you're listening to one or delivering it.
A really competent pep talk can do wonders to one's morale. It can dispel the gloom of the worst pessimist, and make him as lively as a young pup. It can stimulate the lazybones to leap into action. Pep talks are to the spirit what drugs are to the flesh : they can offer fresh hope to a heart in despair, and can bring real comfort to a soul in distress.
Unfortunately, however, the effects of pep talks, like those of medicines, are always short-lived. There's no such thing as a pep talk with permanent results. No wonder there is such a sizable and recurring demand for pep talks, just as for prescriptions.
Pep talks are often aimed at individuals, but they can be administered with equal efficiency to groups. In fact,the bigger the audience, the better the results, as there's less scope for the listeners to talk back. For, after all, by the time a pep talk is allowed to deteriorate into a discussion, it has already lost much of its pep : there's obviously more punch in a blustering drill-sergeant's tirade to his squad than in an affable professor's debate with his scholars.
The most powerful and spectacular pep talks, naturally, are those addressed to the nation ; one readily recalls the war-time speeches of the late Mr. Churchill. Unfortunately for humanity, the world itself still happens to be too dispersed a forum to make pep talks feasible on a global scale! But one must not imagine that the listeners' acquiescence alone invariably guarantees the fruitfulness of pep talks : the pastor is always heard in hushed silence by his flock, but how often can it be said truthfully that his sermons uplift the churchgoers' souls?
Pep talks are not always necessarily spoken ; they are often transcribed as letters and despatched by mail. If they're sufficiently long-winded, they can even be printed, like novels. In fact, enough tomes of this kind have already been compiled by prolific pepmasters, like Mr. Dale Carnegie, to fill a respectable amount of space in any library in the world.
But pep talks in print are not confined to books, by any means ; they have found a permanent niche in most women's magazines the world over. Quite intriguingly, the authors of these spiritual recipes happen mostly to be men. I suppose the masculine mentor is expected to have a stronger appeal for the depressed female ; but if that's really the case, it does seem rather strange that the Emancipated Eve, who obviously patronizes these publications, should so readily permit the male of the species to show her the way out of her own feminine blues!
The psychiatrist dispenses a do-it-yourself variety of pep talks. Instead of letting his clients have an honest nail-and-hammer pep talk (which is what they really require), he persuades them to lie down on a couch and do it themselves, and gets a substantial fee afterwards for their trouble. The physician, on the other hand, is always a willing donor of pep talks. His services do not explicitly include oral encouragement, but he seldom fails to give it ; and though he may charge you heavily enough for his overheads, he never does bill you for his pep talks.
Of tonics, doctors and pepscripts
(1) I don't know why I didn't think of tonics when I wrote about pep talks 50 years ago. True, pep talks are like medicines and other drugs in different contexts ; but far more often they're like a tonic. I have now added the thought as the title of this blog, rather than trying to revise the text, which would need several changes.
(2) But the second thought can be inserted quite smoothly in the text, simply by extending the second sentence of the last paragraph as follows:
The physician, on the other hand, is always a willing donor of pep talks, especially if he's your family doctor.
I have no idea why this hadn't occurred to me either, particularly because I had written a whole essay on the family doctor at about the same time as this one. (Please see Articulations Online, 3 May 2014 -- Universal Image Of The Family Doctor, Who's Also A Family Friend).
(3) As must be obvious to my regular readers, I do have a flair (or call it an obsession, if you like!) for bending and twisting actual words and names into amusingly imaginary ones. The expression pepmasters in paragraph 5 of this essay is one of the oldest samples I can produce from my published works.
In the original series of essays in THE HINDU in the 1960s, I hadn't used any sub-titles ; but when presenting them in this blog, I have sometimes found it useful to divide the texts with sub-titles. On this occasion, it has given me an opportunity to a brand-new expression -- pepscripts. Naturally, I find it reassuring that I still haven't lost my skills as a wordsmith!